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Cursed Books Shop Smut Reader Emoji Hoodie | Spicy Bookworm Gag Gift Sweatshirt, Unisex Cozy Pullover for Romantasy & Smut Fans, Funny Bookish Apparel
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Smut Reader Emoji Hoodie | Spicy Bookworm Gag Gift Sweatshirt, Unisex Cozy Pullover for Romantasy & Smut Fans, Funny Bookish Apparel

$47.99

Meet the perfect canvas for your most expressive (and perhaps, spiciest) designs—our Cozy Unisex Hooded Sweatshirt. Crafted from a plush 50/50 cotton-polyester blend, it’s all about delivering a soft touch against the skin and lasting durability, ready for whatever statement you want to make.

This hoodie is your new go-to for ultimate comfort, whether you're diving deep into your favorite "stories" at home or just want to rock a laid-back, stylish vibe when you head out. It’s the ideal blend of casual fashion and pure coziness, making it a versatile favorite for any day you want to feel good and maybe share a little personality. It's also the perfect starting point for creating truly memorable (and maybe a little mischievous) gifts for friends.

Key Features:

  • Roomy Pouch Pocket: A spacious kangaroo pocket to keep hands warm or for stashing... well, whatever you need on hand.
  • Adjustable Hood: Comes with a drawstring for a customizable fit and that classic hoodie flair.
  • Smooth & Well-Made: Quality construction means all-day comfort and a consistently great look.
  • Consciously Sourced: Made with ethically sourced materials.
  • Print-Perfect Fabric: The durable cotton-polyester blend is ideal for showcasing vibrant and detailed designs (like a certain collection of expressive emojis, perhaps?).

Care Instructions:

  • Machine Wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F) is best.
  • Bleach: Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed.
  • Tumble Dry: Medium heat.
  • Iron/Steam: Low heat for any touch-ups (it's always best to avoid ironing directly on printed areas!).
  • Dry Cleaning: Not necessary for this easy-care hoodie.
     SMLXL2XL3XL4XL5XL
    Width, in20.0822.0524.0225.9827.9929.9231.8933.86
    Length, in27.1727.9529.1329.9231.1031.8933.0733.86
    Sleeve length from center back, in33.5034.5035.5036.5037.5038.5039.5040.50
    Size tolerance, in1.501.501.501.501.501.501.501.50
     
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Meet the perfect canvas for your most expressive (and perhaps, spiciest) designs—our Cozy Unisex Hooded Sweatshirt. Crafted from a plush 50/50 cotton-polyester blend, it’s all about delivering a soft touch against the skin and lasting durability, ready for whatever statement you want to make.

This hoodie is your new go-to for ultimate comfort, whether you're diving deep into your favorite "stories" at home or just want to rock a laid-back, stylish vibe when you head out. It’s the ideal blend of casual fashion and pure coziness, making it a versatile favorite for any day you want to feel good and maybe share a little personality. It's also the perfect starting point for creating truly memorable (and maybe a little mischievous) gifts for friends.

Key Features:

  • Roomy Pouch Pocket: A spacious kangaroo pocket to keep hands warm or for stashing... well, whatever you need on hand.
  • Adjustable Hood: Comes with a drawstring for a customizable fit and that classic hoodie flair.
  • Smooth & Well-Made: Quality construction means all-day comfort and a consistently great look.
  • Consciously Sourced: Made with ethically sourced materials.
  • Print-Perfect Fabric: The durable cotton-polyester blend is ideal for showcasing vibrant and detailed designs (like a certain collection of expressive emojis, perhaps?).

Care Instructions:

  • Machine Wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F) is best.
  • Bleach: Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed.
  • Tumble Dry: Medium heat.
  • Iron/Steam: Low heat for any touch-ups (it's always best to avoid ironing directly on printed areas!).
  • Dry Cleaning: Not necessary for this easy-care hoodie.
     SMLXL2XL3XL4XL5XL
    Width, in20.0822.0524.0225.9827.9929.9231.8933.86
    Length, in27.1727.9529.1329.9231.1031.8933.0733.86
    Sleeve length from center back, in33.5034.5035.5036.5037.5038.5039.5040.50
    Size tolerance, in1.501.501.501.501.501.501.501.50
     

Meet the perfect canvas for your most expressive (and perhaps, spiciest) designs—our Cozy Unisex Hooded Sweatshirt. Crafted from a plush 50/50 cotton-polyester blend, it’s all about delivering a soft touch against the skin and lasting durability, ready for whatever statement you want to make.

This hoodie is your new go-to for ultimate comfort, whether you're diving deep into your favorite "stories" at home or just want to rock a laid-back, stylish vibe when you head out. It’s the ideal blend of casual fashion and pure coziness, making it a versatile favorite for any day you want to feel good and maybe share a little personality. It's also the perfect starting point for creating truly memorable (and maybe a little mischievous) gifts for friends.

Key Features:

  • Roomy Pouch Pocket: A spacious kangaroo pocket to keep hands warm or for stashing... well, whatever you need on hand.
  • Adjustable Hood: Comes with a drawstring for a customizable fit and that classic hoodie flair.
  • Smooth & Well-Made: Quality construction means all-day comfort and a consistently great look.
  • Consciously Sourced: Made with ethically sourced materials.
  • Print-Perfect Fabric: The durable cotton-polyester blend is ideal for showcasing vibrant and detailed designs (like a certain collection of expressive emojis, perhaps?).

Care Instructions:

  • Machine Wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F) is best.
  • Bleach: Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed.
  • Tumble Dry: Medium heat.
  • Iron/Steam: Low heat for any touch-ups (it's always best to avoid ironing directly on printed areas!).
  • Dry Cleaning: Not necessary for this easy-care hoodie.
     SMLXL2XL3XL4XL5XL
    Width, in20.0822.0524.0225.9827.9929.9231.8933.86
    Length, in27.1727.9529.1329.9231.1031.8933.0733.86
    Sleeve length from center back, in33.5034.5035.5036.5037.5038.5039.5040.50
    Size tolerance, in1.501.501.501.501.501.501.501.50
     

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