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Cursed Books Shop Smut & Slut Book Club Teddy Bear — Because We Know What You’re Reading
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Smut & Slut Book Club Teddy Bear — Because We Know What You’re Reading

$34.99

Introducing our Team Smut Slut™ Teddy Bear — the cheeky, cuddly companion every spicy reader needs by their side. With its soft light brown fur and playful coded tee ("SMU / SLT"), this plush pal is made for those who embrace their love for smutty reads and proudly claim their place on the team. Whether it’s lounging next to your current TBR stack or making an appearance at your next book club (wink), this bear brings cozy comfort with a knowing grin.

Perfect as a fun gift for romance readers, bookish besties, or anyone who loves a little humor with their heat. Its removable, customizable t-shirt lets you switch up the vibe, making it great for spicy book swaps, Valentine’s treats, or just to crown yourself MVP of the smut squad.

Let this plush mascot bring extra sass (and softness) to your shelf, your reading nook, or your favorite cozy spot. Who says book lovers can’t have a little mischief with their comfort?

Product features

  • Soft light brown fur for maximum cuddle vibes

  • Removable t-shirt with vibrant, cheeky print

  • Bright, lasting colors for standout designs

  • Hand-washable shirt for easy care

  • Perfect size: 7" x 10" — made for hugs and display

Care instructions

 

  • Spot clean with mild soapy water and a microfiber cloth. Wipe soap residue with a warm, damp cloth and air dry. For the t-shirt, gently clean without scrubbing the print area.

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Introducing our Team Smut Slut™ Teddy Bear — the cheeky, cuddly companion every spicy reader needs by their side. With its soft light brown fur and playful coded tee ("SMU / SLT"), this plush pal is made for those who embrace their love for smutty reads and proudly claim their place on the team. Whether it’s lounging next to your current TBR stack or making an appearance at your next book club (wink), this bear brings cozy comfort with a knowing grin.

Perfect as a fun gift for romance readers, bookish besties, or anyone who loves a little humor with their heat. Its removable, customizable t-shirt lets you switch up the vibe, making it great for spicy book swaps, Valentine’s treats, or just to crown yourself MVP of the smut squad.

Let this plush mascot bring extra sass (and softness) to your shelf, your reading nook, or your favorite cozy spot. Who says book lovers can’t have a little mischief with their comfort?

Product features

  • Soft light brown fur for maximum cuddle vibes

  • Removable t-shirt with vibrant, cheeky print

  • Bright, lasting colors for standout designs

  • Hand-washable shirt for easy care

  • Perfect size: 7" x 10" — made for hugs and display

Care instructions

 

  • Spot clean with mild soapy water and a microfiber cloth. Wipe soap residue with a warm, damp cloth and air dry. For the t-shirt, gently clean without scrubbing the print area.

     Teddy Bear
    Width, in7.01
    Height, in10.00

     

Introducing our Team Smut Slut™ Teddy Bear — the cheeky, cuddly companion every spicy reader needs by their side. With its soft light brown fur and playful coded tee ("SMU / SLT"), this plush pal is made for those who embrace their love for smutty reads and proudly claim their place on the team. Whether it’s lounging next to your current TBR stack or making an appearance at your next book club (wink), this bear brings cozy comfort with a knowing grin.

Perfect as a fun gift for romance readers, bookish besties, or anyone who loves a little humor with their heat. Its removable, customizable t-shirt lets you switch up the vibe, making it great for spicy book swaps, Valentine’s treats, or just to crown yourself MVP of the smut squad.

Let this plush mascot bring extra sass (and softness) to your shelf, your reading nook, or your favorite cozy spot. Who says book lovers can’t have a little mischief with their comfort?

Product features

  • Soft light brown fur for maximum cuddle vibes

  • Removable t-shirt with vibrant, cheeky print

  • Bright, lasting colors for standout designs

  • Hand-washable shirt for easy care

  • Perfect size: 7" x 10" — made for hugs and display

Care instructions

 

  • Spot clean with mild soapy water and a microfiber cloth. Wipe soap residue with a warm, damp cloth and air dry. For the t-shirt, gently clean without scrubbing the print area.

     Teddy Bear
    Width, in7.01
    Height, in10.00

     

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